Cats come in both liquid and solid form.
if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper
“slut means the end in swedish”
This should probably not be construed as valid legal advice.
*dramatic end credit music*
Will our hero stick to his diet? And just how much paperwork does it take to rig a Korean election?
Find out in two years.
THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THINK I HAVE EVER SEEN NOT EVEN LYING OH MY GRACIOUS
[[SCREAMS]] BUT WHAT IF EMMA FINALLY GIVES IN AND ALLOWS HERSELF TO FEEL AND SHE GOES TO KISS KILLIAN BUT HE BACKS AWAY TO STOP THE CURSE THINGY AND SHE JUST BLINKS AND YOU SEE HER INTERNALLY CRUMBLE AT BEING REJECTED AND GETTING HER HEART BROKEN AGAIN
[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”
“sure thing son whatchu need”
Driving lesson #1
I’m not even sorry
This is one of my favourite Sherlock moments because Sherlock doesn’t think he’s himself without his coat collar turned up